Hi Folks,
We do a ton of insightful, thoughtful, and serious features here at Footballguys with smart people thinking deeply for you.
This is not one of those features.
This is Random Shots, and it's a few pages of me sharing all the random goofiness from this week. With maybe a music note and sometimes a "soap box" wrap at the end.
Here's to Football.
J
It's a beautiful game.
Here's your NFL Films moment, @Jaboowins ??#HardKnocks | @Browns pic.twitter.com/wUNjWTCKxr
— NFL Films (@NFLFilms) November 22, 2024
"Tyreek Hill is amazing!"
TYREEK HILL ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! ?
— Sunday Night Football on NBC (@SNFonNBC) November 24, 2024
? NFL pic.twitter.com/Ehxf8gKmYR
Dan Marino says, "Hold my beer."
Dan Marino behind the back pic.twitter.com/LfMQ9rKxxK
— Football Insights ? (@fball_insights) May 29, 2024
Thanks to Bob Harris for that one.
J.J. Watt knows.
Brush off the mistakes. Work to fix it. Get back out there.
Brothers.
All-time Jim Harbaugh quote pic.twitter.com/VqUB2EqRk0
— Sean Joseph (@sjoseph_sports) November 26, 2024
With that said...
John Harbaugh seeing Jim walk into Thanksgiving dinner ?#RavensFlock | #NFL pic.twitter.com/o2FkRoQesM
— FanDuel (@FanDuel) November 26, 2024
One more reason not to "ice" the kicker.
#Rutgers Football HC Greg Schiano called a timeout to ice #Illinois before a 58-yard FG attempt.
— Rutgers Scarlet Knights | The Knight Report (@RutgersRivals) November 23, 2024
Bret Bielema saw the kick had no chance and decided not to kick the FG after the timeout. He went for it on 4th and 13 on the 40 and scored a TD to win the game.
?… pic.twitter.com/OhrKNHVG1x
Browns Fans are built different.
I ate a ghost pepper for every Browns TD vs the Saints ??? pic.twitter.com/vdo4bEQzFq
— Sir Yacht (@SirYacht_) November 20, 2024
I get a good amount of questions from people asking about how they should "build a brand" in the fantasy football space. My advice is to listen to Marshawn Lynch here. (NSFW language, but you probably knew that.)
Marshawn Lynch with the best brand building advice you’ll hear this week pic.twitter.com/5ZudChEIeH
— Colin Landforce ? (@landforce) November 20, 2024
Thanks to Sigmund Bloom for that one.
Mike Tomlin was not amused.
Mike tomlin reaction to Antonio Brown wanting to play for free has me crying ????
— Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) (@shannonsharpeee) November 22, 2024
pic.twitter.com/9nGk1mwU3f
Here's how it feels to be a Giants Fan today.
You're "hopeful" Tommy DeVito can be healthy enough to play.
It's a cruel game sometimes.
#Giants coach Brian Daboll says he’s “hopeful” QB Tommy DeVito will be able to play against the #Cowboys Thursday. Says he hasn’t spoken to the training staff this morning but anticipates DeVito will be ready to go. FWIW I’m told DeVito has told others he’s good to go.
— Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo) November 25, 2024
So much for my theory that Ohio State would take it easy on Indiana.
Ryan Day out there pic.twitter.com/MfN5qRqBs1
— McNeil (@Reflog_18) November 23, 2024
Send this to your favorite Cowboys fan.
The @dallascowboys are even catching strays from the weatherman ??? pic.twitter.com/ejH4zvsnlq
— Housebets.com (@Housebetscom) November 23, 2024
I'm just going to drop this one right here...
Ain’t no way ?? pic.twitter.com/xBn9KbXm3w
— Hater Report (@HaterReport_) November 25, 2024
Old Man can still sling it, though.
"AND THERE GOES MATTHEW STAFFORD!"#RamsHouse | #NFL pic.twitter.com/xnpAhhdJ4n
— FanDuel (@FanDuel) November 25, 2024
I've given up caring about the College Football Playoffs and the beauty pageant rankings. But this is fun.
"98 yards with my boys".
The full Fernando Mendoza post game interview after defeating Stanford
— Cal Highlight Vault (@CalHighlightVlt) November 23, 2024
I'm not crying, you are#CALGORITHM #GOBEARS pic.twitter.com/5EPIiq7uwM
And the rivalry stuff is fun.
ITS OFFICIALLY BEAT ?ICHIGAN WEEK pic.twitter.com/Ma4NmatR2i
— McNeil (@Reflog_18) November 23, 2024
The field storming business is getting wild.
Meanwhile, with 1 second left in Arizona State vs. BYU…. pic.twitter.com/wtAYtdzhFg
— Field Yates (@FieldYates) November 24, 2024
It just feels wrong for Air Force to be the first team to win with zero passing yards.
This is how football was meant to be played pic.twitter.com/vBRPWSkgWB
— Pardon My Take (@PardonMyTake) November 24, 2024
I miss Tom Landry.
And also a tip of the hat to NFL Films and to Ed and Steve Sabol. Their impact with their film and art portraying the game so beautifully is incredible.
One of #NFL Films' most iconic shots#Cowboys head coach Tom Landry's silhouette in the Texas Stadium shadows on Thanksgiving Day
— Kevin Gallagher (@KevG163) November 24, 2024
Captured on November 23, 1978 pic.twitter.com/jG2i0y77Uv
Random Shots QB1 Jameis Winston is back.
Jameis Winston is my favorite non-bengals player ?? how do you hate this damn man pic.twitter.com/MTji6g4yae
— NotJermaineBurton (@JBurtonSZN) November 23, 2024
Ok then.
Quentin Johnson after dropping every perfectly placed pass thrown to him against the Ravens pic.twitter.com/wAd5knz71c
— Hater Report (@HaterReport_) November 26, 2024
Ouch.
Indiana footballs 2024 season pic.twitter.com/9dWlCQYn3v
— Pardon My Take (@PardonMyTake) November 23, 2024
Aaron Jones' 4-year-old son is tough on him.
"I think it's my son who's the biggest one. I come home from games and he's like 'Dad you didn't score.'"
— NFL on ESPN (@ESPNNFL) November 24, 2024
Aaron Jones' son ? Aaron Jones fantasy owners
wanting to see a touchdown today! pic.twitter.com/z0dfeAndZI
The Colt's mascot chose continuity of employment here.
Blue almost got Roger Goodell ?
— The Athletic (@TheAthletic) November 24, 2024
? @bluepic.twitter.com/z1KdbuJcCy
Thanks to Clayton Gray for that one.
Things change pretty fast around here...
Per @JayGlazer, #Jets owner Woody Johnson arrived in his helicopter on Tuesday morning during practice, catching everyone's attention. GM Joe Douglas turned to HC Jeff Ulbrich and joked, "If they pull me off the practice field, it's been an honor to serve with you." The two… pic.twitter.com/7qyYhy7WK5
— Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) November 24, 2024
This one hit a little too close to home.
everyone except Mike Evans scoring pic.twitter.com/Rn4FvypQBv
— cooterdoodle (@cooterdoodle) November 24, 2024
If you, like me, have Travis Kelce on your team, this feels accurate.
Noah Gray over the last two games. pic.twitter.com/DUnE1mZUNG
— Dwain McFarland (@dwainmcfarland) November 24, 2024
Caleb Williams threw his first touchdown pass in five games Sunday.
Thankful to see he's back on the Fast Track to Canton. Never a doubt.
If you'd told Dallas fans in September they'd be cheering for Cooper Rush throwing a beautiful pass to Luke Schoonmaker to beat a good Washington team in Week 12, I'm not sure they would have believed you.
The Cowboys have Washington on the ropes pic.twitter.com/oFx6vXKkQx
— The Sports Geek (@TheSports_Geek) November 24, 2024
If I owned the Bears, I'd make this the permanent uniform.
Bears throwback uniforms. ??? pic.twitter.com/93ydciFWAk
— FB_Helmet_Guy (@FB_Helmet_Guy) November 24, 2024
I've said for years the officials will have helmets at some point. But wasn't expecting it to be for this reason.
Lmaooo
— Hater Report (@HaterReport_) November 24, 2024
Ref got doinked in the head on a kick ?? pic.twitter.com/9fhHp4785k
Thanks to Jake Young and Hunter Hall for that one.
Baker Mayfield out there leading blocks.
Baker is such a crazy QB pic.twitter.com/8yEXozU0cZ
— The Sports Geek (@TheSports_Geek) November 24, 2024
KaVontae Turpin hit the Madden spin button.
#COWBOYS TURPIN FUMBLES THE KICKOFF AT THE ONE YARDLINE… PICKS IT UP, SPINS… INSANE 99-YARD KICKOFF RETURN TOUCHDOWN.
— MLFootball (@_MLFootball) November 24, 2024
BALLGAME.
pic.twitter.com/tPEgbWer67
Music Note this week is from the Eagles.
I'm not an Eagles super fan. But I grew up with them. And songs like Seven Bridges Road hold a nostalgic and warm spot in my heart. And Thanksgiving time pulls that kind of stuff up for me.
So good.
Even better is the backstage warmup.
Another one that hit a little close to home.
Nico Collins if getting TDs called back was an Olympic sport: pic.twitter.com/m9rXYHT2PE
— Sleeper (@SleeperHQ) November 24, 2024
One more reason to love Puka Nacua.
He’s actively trying to look like young Edward Van Halen, and I’m here for it. pic.twitter.com/DQjQFuV4dI
— Doug Farrar ? (@NFL_DougFarrar) November 25, 2024
The scrambling for spots in the College Football Playoffs is wild. And they're not done yet.
There’s no way Clemson can get an at large they would need Ole Miss, Bama, aTm, BYU, Colorado to all lose today.
— Max (@PythonMafia_) November 24, 2024
Ole Miss, Bama, aTm, BYU, Colorado:
pic.twitter.com/GmIr7jRMD2
Caleb Williams, after losing to the Vikings Sunday, praised Minnesota coach Kevin O'Connell while throwing shade at Sam Darnold.
Williams said of O'Connell he has "Sam Darnold even, out there balling. He has been a great coach."
Ok.
"Even" Sam Darnold.
This is one of the most perfectly placed passes I have ever seen. pic.twitter.com/szQDVd72ec
— Jason Harmon (@_jason_777) November 25, 2024
To be fair, the memes are good.
??????#SKOL pic.twitter.com/Pd1cXGCqnN
— ??Jennifer M?? (@Jennife55216657) November 25, 2024
I don't know who did this. But I'm glad they did.
Don't look now, but the Rookie of the Year race is wide open ?? pic.twitter.com/y3GNIjJ9XI
— The Sports Geek (@TheSports_Geek) November 25, 2024
More rivalry stuff.
— Caleb (@OSU_Bengals) November 23, 2024
I dodged Saquon Barkley this week. But lots of people weren't as lucky.
“Yeah I basically won already, I’m up 45 points and they only have Saquon left…”
— Sleeper (@SleeperHQ) November 25, 2024
Saquon: pic.twitter.com/qVkIuP2ZsV
Tyreek Hill's response was on point.
My exact thoughts ? https://t.co/vi0Xah44Lj
— Ty Hill (@cheetah) November 25, 2024
Thanks to Clayton Gray for that one.
Wrapping with this one.
The Holidays are especially hard for people who've lost someone.
You've probably seen Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, but I did not know this story. Steve Martin talks about the scene cut from John Candy's character and it's powerful.
Steve Martin on John Candy when they made Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.
— 80s Kidz (@80s_Kidz) September 25, 2024
Watch till the end? pic.twitter.com/NKRSQsx11F
This time of year can be hard. And it can suck.
Hit me up with an email if you want to vent. Rock on.
I'm thankful for you being on this goofy ride with us. This column is fun to put together each week, but it's way more fun knowing we're in this together. That you likely saw some of these things too, and we could share a laugh. This Community is special, and I'm thankful and grateful for you.
And thanks to Footballguys Keith Overton, Jake Bryant, Bob Harris, Hunter Hall, Jake Young, Sigmund Bloom, and Clayton Gray for the help. If you've got a Random Shot of your own, email me at bryant@footballguys.com.
I hope you make the most of whatever you're doing in your life. Love your neighbor and stick together.
Peace and Grace to you.
J