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Random Shots From Week 15

Joe Bryant's Random Shots From Week 15
By Joe Bryant, December 22, 2021

Random Shots From Week 15
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Hi Folks,

We do a ton of insightful, thoughtful, and serious features here at Footballguys with smart people thinking deeply for you.

This is not one of those features.

This is Random Shots and it's a few pages of me downloading my brain that gets stuffed with way too many random items from too many hours watching, reading about, and listening to football every weekend and throughout the week. It's the only way I manage. Here's hoping it has some value for you.

We'll see. Now let's get to it.

J

The Holidays are upon us. Let's open like we always do with the best rendition I've heard in a while of "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas" courtesy of that noted Holiday Crooner - Bill Belichick

Just like last year, I'm starting right off the bat with the music as we cover all the Holiday bases. First, a Run DMC - Charlie Brown mashup of Christmas in Hollis from the Best Christmas Movie Ever - Die Hard.

Next up is Adam Sandler with the classic Chanukah Song.

Elvis sings my favorite Christmas song.

And for a picture of cool personified, he butchers the words but still kills it live.

Long live the King.

Lastly, one of my favorite Sports Illustrated covers from a few years back featuring Belichick Santa.

Happy Holidays from all of us at Footballguys.

Pretty much this.

I get it though. Things move fast. As the Dude says, "I've got information man. New #### has come to light."

College Bowl Season is here. From The Athletic, Wyoming beat Kent State, 52-38, in the Famous Idaho Potato Bowl. Wyoming coach Craig Bohls is shielding himself from a celebratory french-fry onslaught. It is the best celebration so far this bowl season*.

*The Duke’s Mayo Bowl is promising a mayonnaise bath for the winning coach. Stay tuned.

I know Cole Beasley isn't the fastest guy in the world, but replacing him with an offensive lineman?

Is there a more underappreciated quarterback in the league than Derek Carr? He led his 28th game-winning drive Monday night. That's tied with the most by any QB since he came into the league in 2014. Plus he has to learn a new playbook every year.

When you're the GOAT, you get a much longer leash. That's just how life works.

But this is still lame. On that note, the Saints sure give them trouble.

My favorite thing is after a great team or player struggles, fans immediately jump to "They've figured him out now! Here's the blueprint!"

The "blueprint" for New Orleans in stopping Brady is apparently putting tons of pressure on the quarterback paired with blanketing the receivers.

Wow. I wonder why no other teams have thought of that?

Like lots of things, it's not quite that easy.

Jonathan Taylor. You're kind of ridiculous. He also adds a little bit about the look back.

Hang it in the Louvre.

Thanks to Footballguy Clayton Gray for that one.

Everyone wants to rag on the Cardinals. I see it more as the Lions came to play. Well done, Detroit.

I so hope this is real...

This is the time of year when we start speculating on which teams may move on from their coaches. Joe Judge is an interesting case. I think I have a pretty good idea of how management should weigh out the pros and cons and make a reasonable decision.

Then I'm reminded management also thought this was a good idea and I realize all bets are off.

Kurt Warner. Show stealer.

Up until this week, Lamar Jackson had never missed a game due to injury.

He's now missed twice as many games due to illness as he has injury. I'm not sure what to make of that.

Darius Leonard with the stiff arm.

The Internet predictably blew up with "OMG! He should be a tight end!".

That'd be awesome. Can we let only wide receivers try to tackle him?

Kickers. Still important.

Jonathan Taylor probably has more rushing touchdowns than your NFL Team.

We're in Week 16.

Thanks to Ari Meirov for that one.

Fantasy General Managers can relate to the Ravens...

Thanks to Footballguy Clayton Gray for that one.

I was wrong about Jake Paul. These opponents are not elite boxers, but they're not tomato cans either. Tyron Woodley here is a former UFC welterweight champ.

Kicker. Quarterback. Whatever it takes...

I've never understood the upside for teams that want to flex on the home team logo in pre-game.

Do they really think the other team is going to think, "Dude. Those guys must be tough. Standing out there on the logo and all. Hold me, I'm scared."

I love how the talking heads are spouting off the stats about how the Colts win when Jonathan Taylor runs for 100 yards. As if all you need to do to win is run the ball.

I'm with my buddy Maurile Tremblay. If we're going to play that way with "predictive stats", teams should start taking QB kneel-downs way more often. Those teams always seem to win.

Chicago’s 1936 throwbacks are my favorite uniforms this year.

Saquon Barkley. You're kind of ridiculous too.

Elliott had some help here. But Dang.

Christian Wilkins with the Big Man TD.

It got even better from there...

But this is not new...

This feels more like a 2018 headline.

I don't care which team you root for, I hope you're able to stop and take in what Aaron Rodgers is doing on a weekly basis. I fully understand rivals and the hate they entail. But this is special.

Perfect.

I'm not going to lie. I didn't see Belichick's, "It's not you, it's me" coming.

I love today's NFL with the focus on offense. It's fun and exciting and it's hard to deny the product is fun to watch. But I also love to see a play like Joe Haden makes here where good old-fashioned tough defense and tackling won the game.

He's back?

The flashy passes get all the buzz but an underrated part of Aaron Rodgers' game is play faking.

Wrapping with this one. I said this last year and I'll say it again. This has been a tough year for many people. And the Holidays can make it even tougher for some.

Shauna Niequist is a writer I enjoy. She wrote this a few years ago but I think it applies now.

“My prayer is that what you’ve lost, and what I’ve lost this year, will fade a little bit in the beauty of the Christmas season, that for a few moments at least, what is right and good and worth believing will outshine all the darkness, within us and around us.”

That's my hope for you. That the pain of what you've lost this year may fade a bit as we seek out and focus on what's right and good and worth believing. If it's tough for you, give yourself some grace. I'm with you.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you and yours from all of us at Footballguys. Rock on.

That'll do it this week. Thank you for being with me on this goofy journey.

Love your neighbor and stick together.

Peace and Grace to you.

J

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Tags Fun Timeless Saquon Barkley Cole Beasley Tom Brady Antonio Brown Derek Carr J.K. Dobbins Joe Haden Lamar Jackson Lamar Jackson Shaquille Leonard Cam Newton Aaron Rodgers Jonathan Taylor P.J. Walker T.J. Watt Christian Wilkins

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