Yes, you're already getting a vacation-induced abbreviated article in Week 2. The silver lining is that there's just as much depth and hard-core analysis as there would be if this was a 15,000 word piece.
Let's get to the picks...!
Week 2 Picks
Buffalo (-0.5) vs. New York Jets
Pick: Jets
Baltimore (-6.5) at Cleveland
Pick: Browns
New England (-6.5) vs. Miami
Pick: Dolphins
Washington (-3.5) vs. Dallas
Pick: Cowboys
Detroit (-5.5) vs. Tennessee
Pick: Lions
Houston (-1.5) vs. Kansas City
Pick: Texans
Carolina (-13.5) vs. San Francisco
Pick: Panthers
Pittsburgh (-3.5) vs. Cincinnati
Pick: Steelers
New York Giants (-4.5) vs New Orleans
Pick: Giants
Arizona (-6.5) vs. Tampa Bay
Pick: Cardinals
Seattle (-3.5) at Los Angeles
Pick: Rams
Oakland (-4.5) vs. Atlanta
Pick: Falcons
San Diego (-2.5) vs. Jacksonville
Pick: Jaguars
Denver (-5.5) vs. Indianapolis
Pick: Colts
Green Bay (-2.5) at Minnesota
Pick: Vikings
Chicago (-2.5) vs. Philadelphia
Pick: Bears
BEST BETS: Panthers, Giants, Cardinals, Jaguars
LOCK: Carolina Panthers
LAST WEEK
Overall: 12-4 (75%)
Best Bets: 2-2 (50%)
Lock of the Week: 0-1 (0%)
YEAR TO DATE
Overall: 12-4 (75%)
Best Bets: 2-2 (50%)
Lock of the Week: 0-1 (0%)
POWER RANKINGS
Team Name W/L (Prv)
1. Patriots 1-0 (2)
2. Broncos 1-0 (5)
3. Packers 1-0 (6)
4. Seahawks 1-0 (4)
5. Steelers 1-0 (7)
6. Panthers 0-1 (3)
7. Cardinals 0-1 (1)
8. Chiefs 1-0 (9)
9. Raiders 1-0 (11)
10. Giants 1-0 (12)
11. Bengals 1-0 (13)
12. Texans 1-0 (14)
13. Vikings 1-0 (18)
14. Bucs 1-0 (19)
15. Cowboys 0-1 (15)
16. Jets 0-1 (8)
17. Jaguars 0-1 (17)
18. Lions 1-0 (25)
19. Eagles 1-0 (26)
20. Ravens 1-0 (30)
21. Bills 0-1 (10)
22. Redskins 0-1 (16)
23. Saints 0-1 (23)
24. Dolphins 0-1 (20)
25. Colts 0-1 (21)
26. Browns 0-1 (24)
27. Falcons 0-1 (27)
28. Bears 0-1 (28)
29. Chargers 0-1 (29)
30. Titans 0-1 (31)
31. 49ers 1-0 (32)
32. Rams 0-1 (22)